Shocking video of Tony Parker and his reported mistress Erin Barry dancing together was uncovered last night, and I mean “shocking” in the “as painful as 120 volts to the taint to watch” sense of the word. The NY Daily News says:

Erin Barry said Tony Parker [star] in a Spurs promotional video featuring the two, as well as Eva Longoria, singing the “Grease” classic “Summer Nights.”

The 2009 video features Parker dressed as Danny Zuko, Longoria as the lovable blonde Sandy Olsson and Barry as the feisty Betty Rizzo. About halfway through, Barry gives Longoria the boot off a picnic table bench, sending her into a garbage can.

It could have been worse, I guess. He could have been Doody or Putzie.