Eva Longoria’s Origami Dress and Other News
Grand Opening of SHe by Morton\’s
Eva is wearing a Cushnie et Ochs dress and Charlotte Olympia shoes.
Eva Longoria wore a hideous Cushnie et Ochat cutout dress and Fran Fine’s signature face at the Grand Opening of SHe by Morton’s in Las Vegas Sunday night. I think the look on the lady’s face behind her says it all. Sharp points and side boob only work if you’re a Mortal Kombat villainess.
In other news…
Keira Knightly looks as skeletal as ever on the cover of Marie Claire. (Daily Stab)
Kelly Brook: the anti-Keira Knightly. (Moe Jackson)
Miley Cyrus’ outfit is even stupider than usual, and that’s saying something. (I’m Not Obsessed)
“Game of Thrones” star Wilko Johnson has terminal cancer. (Huffington Post)
The top ten TV shows you should be binge-watching this weekend! (Mandatory)
And speaking of stupid, Miley Cyrus’ Cosmo cover isn’t selling, but she has an oh-so-clever planto trick the unsuspecting public into buying it — she just needs your help! (Evil Beet)
Gerard Butler and Mel Gibson walk into a bar together… and this isn’t the start of a bad joke. (Celebitchy)
Alicia Keys sings The National Anthem live, probably as a direct, personal attack on Beyonce. (Hollywood Rag)
… but you can’t talk about Beyonce without talking about Destiny’s Child and all the awful costumes they’ve worn over the years. (Socialite Life)
Robin Sparkles, resurrected for the last time! (Seriously? OMG)
Cate Blanchett looks like she could be an alien queen from the future in her Armani Prive dress. I love it. (The Fashion Spot)