Evan Rachel Wood is Insane

Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson

Evan Rachel Wood has ended her dalliance with Alexander Skarsgard and has once again reconciled with Marilyn Manson.  From Us Weekly:

Although Evan Rachel Wood has recently been linked to True Blood vampire Alexander Skarsgard, the 22 year-old actress has gotten back together with a real-life creature of the night: Marilyn Manson.

Marilyn Manson tells Metal Hammer magazine, “Me being at my best is what I need to be…I think that has really paid off because I’m back with Evan.”

The musician, whose real name is Brian Warner, first got together with Wood in 2006 on the heels of his divorce from wife Dita von Teese. He and Wood parted ways in October 2008; they had a brief reunion in February 2009. Reports of a romance between Wood and Skarsgard — her costar on True Blood — surfaced in September.

Yeah, I… wow, I just don’t know.  I can only assume that poor, sad Evan Rachel Wood is both legally blind and clinically insane.  What’s that?  Oh, you think that’s too harsh?  I beg to differ, my friend.  You see, Alexander Skarsgard looks like this:

Alexander Skarsgard

Alexander Skarsgard

And Marilyn Manson looks like this:

Marilyn Manson (with and without makeup)

I think the evidence speaks for itself.

2 Reader Comments

  1. Pop

    Yes, she’s insane. She never dated Skarsgard. He’s made that very clear in recent interviews, but she tried her best to link herself to him. Good luck with Marilyn, Evan. You two deserve each other!

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