Hi guys, it’s Sarah today.  I live in Minnesota and it’s -15º Fahrenheit here right now, so I would be at least halfway inclined to believe I’ve been cursed by fate to suffer, if not for the upliftingly hilarious fact that Dane Cook’s brother is being arraigned today for stealing a shit ton of money from him.  From the Boston Globe:

The older half-brother of Dane Cook was charged yesterday with stealing millions of dollars from the Massachusetts-based actor-comedian over the past 18 months while serving as his personal business manager.

Darryl McCauley, 43, is scheduled to be arraigned this morning in Woburn District Court on charges of larceny, forgery, and larceny by continuous scheme. He was arrested at his Wilmington home yesterday by State Police.

I goddamn hate Dane Cook because he is one of the unfunniest people on the planet, so each and every news story about misery befalling his douchetard ass warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart.  The only way this would be better is if he were hit by lightning at some point, or maybe if he got evicted again.