It’s always a bad sign when even your gay friends think you’re a smothering bitch and dump you. Welcome to another day in Jessica Simpson’s life. Says Digital Spy about her latest break-up:
Ken Paves has revealed that he is no longer working with Jessica Simpson.
The stylist told E News that he has not spent time with the singer for many months.
“We’re both busy,” he explained.
“[I've been] working on a lot of things that have kept me in town or travelling.”
However, a source said that the issue is more complicated than Paves has let on.
“Ken is sick of her cycle of dumping friends when she’s with a guy,” the insider explained.
“She smothers guys and they dump her. Then she goes back to Ken.”
I guess he got tired of her clinging tighter than a turd on my dog’s backside. Apparently even a gay hairdresser has a limit of how many times he can tell a blubbering slob, “Oh honey, it’s not your fault”, and “He just couldn’t handle how fabulous you are, sweetie!” Fortunately for me, my gay hairdresser hasn’t reached his limit.
Out in NYC: