I have a pressing question: What sort of undergarments should you wear under a sheer dress? If you’re ex-Disney star Adrienne Bailon, the answer is absolutely-fucking-nothing. Brilliant! Daily Mail reports,
Adrienne Bailon, a former member of the Disney franchise The Cheetah Girls,
did a full-frontal-flash after arriving to an NYC event in a sheer dress without underwear.
Bailon, 28 year-old former ex-girlfriend of reality star Rob Kardashian, exposed both her private parts and much of her derriere in a barely-there frock to the Escape to Total Rewards event.
A strategically placed piece of poufy, beige fabric blew in the breeze, giving gawkers an X-rated view of the singer’s pubic area.
The pop starlet was reportedly “red-faced” when she realized she’d shown more than she meant to, according to the Daily Mail.
Oh horseshit. No one wears a sheer dress with no underwear with a little bit of poufy fabric hanging over your freshly-shorn puss (what a co-inky-dink!) if you’re not cruising for some indecent exposure. When I speed in my car naked from the waist down, I know exactly what I’m doing. What can I say, I have a thing for being cuffed by policemen.
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