Fergie Gets a Wedgie
There’s nothing I like more than having my man pinch my swimsuit bottoms into my crack while I’m out in public. Even better if he also yanks it upward and side to side and gives me the old “chappy taint,” too. Nothing cements a relationship quite like anal chafing and public humiliation. Just look at these pictures of Fergie and boyfriend Josh Duhamel enjoying a tender moment at the beach. If that’s not the epitome of romance, I don’t know what is. Okay, he could maybe pin her head between his legs and fart on her face while screaming, “Say Uncle! Say it!” but that’s just clichéd. Every Don Juan I know has pulled that move, and it never got them anywhere. Well… maybe only to second base. That’s it. Okay, fine. They got laid. What can I say? I’m just a sucker for romance and smell of other people’s farts.
More wedgie and a few Fergie bikini pics after the jump.