Fergie was photographed with what looks to be a definite baby bump outside a sushi restaurant in Santa Monica on Tuesday. Since everybody in Hollywood is getting knocked up these days, she probably is actually pregnant. I don’t really give two shits about that. What I care about is what she’ll be giving birth to. Thoughts? I’m guessing either a Yeti with or one of those fabled Mexican goat-suckers that eats chickens. Whatever it is, I think we can all agree it’s going to smell like pee. Passing through that birth canal would be like swimming through a damn toilet at a keg party.
Actually to add to this, This Kid will be wiping the white powder off the nose too as it arrives.
Why oh why is that face attached to that body?
She kind of looks like Handsome Shrek with blond hair.
Her eyebrows make her look very angry. Woah, calm down there Fergie-Ferg, no need to get hostile.
why no makeup?
Why you no shutup?
She’s always at the gym just aworkin on her fitness…
Oh why oh why won’t fitness work on her face?
She looks like a Cabbage Patch kid.
Yea, but she has “pissing whore” autographed on her liposucked ass.
Get the hell over it bitches. People get a little plump when pregnant. Shut the fuck up and stop worrying about a few pounds a celebrity may have out on. You probably need to lose a few yourselves.
FERGIE IS NOT PREGNANT I MET HER IN PERSON AND SHE ISNT PREGNANT SHE HAS NO BUMP SO SHUT UP
cool!shes having a baby maby she might be a singer like fergie!!!!!i think shes pregnat!!!