Fergie was photographed with what looks to be a definite baby bump outside a sushi restaurant in Santa Monica on Tuesday. Since everybody in Hollywood is getting knocked up these days, she probably is actually pregnant. I don’t really give two shits about that. What I care about is what she’ll be giving birth to. Thoughts? I’m guessing either a Yeti with or one of those fabled Mexican goat-suckers that eats chickens. Whatever it is, I think we can all agree it’s going to smell like pee. Passing through that birth canal would be like swimming through a damn toilet at a keg party.