I know when I think “Fabio,” the first thing that comes to mind is “a good ass-kicking.” Apparently, it’s the same for George Clooney, too. According to Page Six
On Friday, Clooney and gal pal Sarah Larsen were having dinner at L.A. eatery Madeo next to Fabio and a group of women. All was well until one of Fabio’s pals started taking pictures of her friends. According to numerous eyewitnesses, Clooney, assuming the woman was taking snaps of him, asked her to stop – prompting Fabio to explain that the shots were of his group, not Clooney, and to tell the superstar, “Stop being a diva.” Clooney started arguing back, and he and Fabio then got into a shoving match. “The waiters broke it up before it got out of hand,” a witness told In Touch. Clooney then paid his check and left before finishing his meal. According to another In Touch witness, “George looked annoyed when Fabio went to his table. George stood up, dropped the F-bomb and then went to push him . . . George was drinking . . . He wasn’t drunk, but he certainly wasn’t stone sober, either.” Fabio’s manager told the magazine, “George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER.”
To which George Clooney replied, “Ah, but I was on ER!” There was a moment of confused silence and a couple of indignant mane tosses. Then Fabio’s left eye began to twitch. All he managed to get out was a frantic “I khant bayleeve ees naught buttah!” before his finally head exploded in a mist of bronzer and Axe deodorant body spray. See, that’s what you call “winning a war with words,” my friends. Infinitely better than “winning a diploma from your six-week anger management course.” At least that’s what my parole officer keeps telling me.
A little George in some stills from Ocean’s 13 for the ladies because I hate him with that beard he’s got now: