
Disney released the first official still of Angelina Jolie as Maleficent today, seen here in her signature horned headdress from the movie “Sleeping Beauty.” I’m sure Disney saved a ton of money in the wardrobe and costume department by casting Angelina, because she probably already had a horned leather headdress in the submission chamber where she keeps Brad’s balls. And should Maleficent need a leather gag mask or some latex peephole briefs, well, I bet she’s got that covered, too.
Visiting the Foreign Commonwealth Office in London two weeks ago:













Don’t forget the leather horseyface.
She’s more like “inefficient” than “maleficent”…