If you’re like me, you’ve probably been dying to know what the fabulous Fran Drescher has been up to lately! Okay, well maybe that’s not entirely true. But imagine my shock to see these photos taken of Fran at the premiere of some USA Network movie, The Starter Wife (yeah, I didn’t know TV movies got premieres either…) looking surprisingly demure and not at all tacky for once in her life. Ohhh, but of course that would be too good to be true, now wouldn’t it?
Guess how Fran manages to fuck up this otherwise mature look for a 50 year old woman:
A. She forgot to wear pants, and all she’s wearing from the waist down are nude panty-hose, with a “maximum flow” maxi-pad shoved into her undergarments.
B. Purple lace miniskirt, black fishnets with a band-aid showing through, and clear plastic heels.
C. The suit is actually backless, showing off her sweet “old lady back” encrusted with various pimples and pockmarks.
The thrilling conclusion, after the jump!
For everyone who said “backless,” congratulations! You win an exceptional sense of satisfaction that comes with knowing that you were right.