If you’re like me, you’ve probably been dying to know what the fabulous Fran Drescher has been up to lately! Okay, well maybe that’s not entirely true. But imagine my shock to see these photos taken of Fran at the premiere of some USA Network movie, The Starter Wife (yeah, I didn’t know TV movies got premieres either…) looking surprisingly demure and not at all tacky for once in her life. Ohhh, but of course that would be too good to be true, now wouldn’t it?
Guess how Fran manages to fuck up this otherwise mature look for a 50 year old woman:
A. She forgot to wear pants, and all she’s wearing from the waist down are nude panty-hose, with a “maximum flow” maxi-pad shoved into her undergarments.
B. Purple lace miniskirt, black fishnets with a band-aid showing through, and clear plastic heels.
C. The suit is actually backless, showing off her sweet “old lady back” encrusted with various pimples and pockmarks.
The thrilling conclusion, after the jump!
For everyone who said “backless,” congratulations! You win an exceptional sense of satisfaction that comes with knowing that you were right.
Absolutely right. She still has the FUG!
ah don’t know what that is but ah wawnt ett.
I love her voice.
I don’t know ummmm…something about her, suggests she’s good lay.
I’d tap that ass, If she agreed to call my schlong Mr. Sheffield, in her nanny voice.
“oh huhuhuh, Mr. Sheffield you are HUUUUUUUUUUGE anhaahaahaa”
BOINK!
barbado, i worry about you, man.
I worry about Barbado too Miss Bunny. I worry he is going to make me bust a rib from laughing so hard.
barbado
pretty hilarious
and yeah, she’s disgusting
btw, exactly what has she got, and is it catching?
I think what’s the saddest thing about all of this is that she’s clearly making so little money off her “Nanny” residuals that she can’t even afford a pack of Crest Whitestrips.
hmm.
i have to quit using that “btw” thing. i TOLD you guys i didn’t handle caffeine well!
don’t forget that “beautician” movie she did.
didn’t ryan o’neal do a movie once about a guy who caused a fashion trend with the pockets cut out of his jeans? euwwww. ryan o’neal butt. i just threw up a little.
BTW….That Ryan O’neal movie was called “So Fine.” BTW
Ahhh!! Barbado, you are totally Fran Drescher’s biggest fan!! I LOVE it!!!
My gosh, does she sleep with coffee in her mouth or something? Gargle with poop?
thank you, barbado. glad to know i’m not the only old fart on here!
sonya, man, am i glad to see you! i’ve been trying to take up the slack, but i just can’t cut it.
WHEW!
btw.
I’D TAP THAT NANNY’S FANNY……………… AGAIN!!!
I bet she’s hairy. I have always wanted to see her nude. I heard she did a porn flick when she was just starting out in Hollywood. I’d still do her.
i hope she does have a bush, i would love to take a bite outta that.
she’s looked better b4. her latest picture is pretty bad tho
but that’s just because she wasn’t wearing make-up that day(which is odd for her). anyway, i would PAY to have her whisper “mr.shetfeild” really slow in my ear with her “nanny” voice