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Ghetto Twelve Days of Christmas

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It’s that special time of year, boys and girls — the time when we bask in the warmth of kith and kin, a time that crosses cultural and socio-economic boundaries. And it is in this spirit that I present to you “The Ghetto Twelve Days of Christmas.” Enjoy.

THE GHETTO TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

♪ ♫ On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 cans of Schlitz

11 food stamps

10 press-on nails

9 dollar scratch-offs

8 playas playin’

7 sirens wailing

6 misdemeanors

5 buff-a-lo wiiiings

4 stolen rims

3 gold teeth

2 packs of a Kools

and a high-school equiv-a-len-cy! ♪ ♫