Proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Jersey Shore cast is un-exterminable, Snooki and Vinny managed to dodge an Act of God a party in New York over the weekend. Way to drop the ball, Jesus! According to MSNBC
Snooki and fellow “Jersey Shore” star Vinny Guadagnino were among 300 guests at a Purim celebration at the Sony building in New York City. At about 11:10 p.m., snow that collected on the roof, which was partially windowed, caused the glass to collapse.
Snooki [tweeted]: “OMG roof just collapsed at the purim event! We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope, the roof couldn’t handle snooki and vin.”
Guadagnino [tweeted]: “Roof just collapsed at Purim event…. I think me and @snooki felt the wrath for not being Jewish.”
No one was seriously injured.
Okay, so you might not be able to kill them outright, but you could always get rid of them for the time being by flipping on the kitchen light. They’ll scurry right back under the fridge with the rest of their little buddies. I don’t know if they make roach traps out of cigarettes and baby oil, but there’s always a chance that could work, too. And don’t forget about fire. Personal experience and three ex-husbands have taught me there’s practically nothing a good gasoline fire can’t cure. We really just need to explore all our options here.
Snooki with her “boyfriend” last week:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News