Gwen Stefani as Sandy from Grease… with a Head Injury

Really? That’s the best Gwen Stefani could do? She’s got all that money at her disposal, and she goes as Sandy from Grease with a non-life-threatening head injury. Why even bother. I’m on government assistance, but I still dropped half my paycheck on a cosplay Dark Phoenix costume that would blow your fucking mind. Priorities, people! Halloween only comes once a year.

You can do pink… just make it this kind of pink instead. Rowr!

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