
I promised yesterday that I wouldn’t talk any more about the Met Gala, but then I found these pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow in a bonafide mullet dress with half her tit hanging out, and now here we are, talking about the Met Gala again. Okay, so I lied to you. Big deal. People lie all the time. Like when they told you those pants didn’t make your ass look huge, for instance. Get used to it.
















Still like to know when her perfume, Insufferable, is about to come out.