Halle Berry may be a crazy bitch, but boy does she look awesome in a bikini. There’s always one solution to a hot woman who can’t keep her yap shut, and that’s a good double-layer of duct tape across the mouth. My dad may have had multiple charges of assault and battery against my bitter harpy of a mom, but he had some pretty good ideas. You can’t say my daddy didn’t teach me anything!
Currently silent and thus smoking hot at Malibu Beach:
It’s hard to know who to hate more in this picture, Kim Kardashian or Madonna. Fortunately, a 15-inch barrel and bird shot means you don’t have to decide! Webby wonders: Did Robert Pattinson dump Kristen Stewart when he found texts from Rupert Sanders? (Hollywood Rag) You need this dress, and you need to pair it [...]
Citrus hues were big for spring, especially yellow, which was featured on the runways at Marc Jacobs, Alice + Olivia and Jenny Packham. Goldie Hawn and Goga Ashkenazi both wore the color to the amFAR Gala last week, but only one of them got it right. Hint: it’s the one who doesn’t look like she’s [...]
“Would you rather” is a classic game in which two worst-case scenarios are pitted against each other and you must choose one of the options, no matter how terrible it might be. For example, “Would you rather slide down a banister of razor blades into a pool of Texas Pete, or slide down a banister [...]
Halle Berry is the ONLY thing that makes me envious of Billy Bob Thornton’s career….
lol. the billy bob thing was kinda dumb. ok! it was really dumb!