Halle Berry may be a crazy bitch, but boy does she look awesome in a bikini. There’s always one solution to a hot woman who can’t keep her yap shut, and that’s a good double-layer of duct tape across the mouth. My dad may have had multiple charges of assault and battery against my bitter harpy of a mom, but he had some pretty good ideas. You can’t say my daddy didn’t teach me anything!
Currently silent and thus smoking hot at Malibu Beach: