
I was supposed to post this last night, since it was Halloween and all, but I started hitting the hunch punch pretty early on, and long story short, you can’t dress up as Mystique unless you want to spend the night in jail, because apparently body paint doesn’t count as clothes in Davidson county. Anyway, better late than never. It’s Jessica Simpson dressed as a beer wench. Happy Halloween!




I’d bang her so hard, I’d start to get calls from her father.