After an eight-year engagement, twice-divorced Harrison Ford and “Ally McBeal” actress Calista Flockhart were married yesterday afternoon in New Mexico. According to TMZ:
Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico performed the ceremony.
The couple was married in the Governor’s mansion in Santa Fe. Their marriage license was filed today in the County Clerk’s Office.
Ooh, I bet that’s a really sexy honeymoon night right there. It would be like watching a shell-less tortoise trying to mount a praying mantis without throwing out his back or missing the last ten minutes of Perry Mason. I think I’d have an easier time masturbating to a laxative commercial.
I can’t stand her. Around the same time they met is when he suddenly lost his ability to act. Now he just embarrasses himself by collecting a paycheck and not even trying.
What do you expect? The guy is high ALL the time.
Oh, please, will you two shut up.