got a new gay-ass tattoo that reads in Italian, “Vivere senza rimpiant” which translates “To live without regrets”. So the tattoo might not be new, but it still sucks. And I still say she’ll have a lot to regret later when she realizes her boyfriend looks oddly like that basketball player with gigantism who was in that movie with Billy Crystal. She also made a bad choice of placement. I mean, that tattoo would have been most beneficial if it were placed upside down above her hoonany. That’s where I have all my pertinent information tattooed. You don’t know how many times it’s come in handy when I’ve woken up wearing only last night’s dinner and no clue as to where I am. Be prepared–it’s not only the Boy Scouts motto!
Hayden and her giant at the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC: