Famed southern writer Eudora Welty once wrote, “A good snapshot stops a moment from running away.” Except for in the case of Heather Locklear, where all it stops is your right hand from going anywhere near your penis.
Heather from a more flattering angle on the set of “Flirting With Forty:”
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Photogenic like a class picture of the retards in special ed.
She looks like Jocelyn Wildstein on crack.
Food allergy, perhaps?
Blowfish, perhaps?
WTF !!!!! I’m going to go watch a rerun of TJ Hooker and dream of better days gone by .
I found her on a celebrity dating site called Wealthy Kiss.c o m or something. I forget the screename. I will check it out for you guys and come out with the truth soon.
Wow, thanks for that, bill! I will be waiting anxiously. Based on your florid description, it sounds like a place I would really like to hang out!
Heather is still gorgeous all these years later. She can’t always take a perfect picture, as no one can. However, she HAS altered her face somehow. Not sure if it’s a face lift or maybe cheek implants. The mid-portion of her face is not the same as it used to be. I wish she would just age gracefully. She is so pretty and classy, and has a terrific figure. Heather, leave your face alone.
Hot Heather Locklear having sex
Private Sex Tape here:
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