It’s officially Halloween today, and I’m sure most of you are so hungover right now that you can actually see the outline of your liver through your shirt. Me too. Even typing hurts this morning. Every keystroke might as well be an army of steel-beaked woodpeckers to the side of my skull. It’s awful. In fact, the only thing worse than typing this hungover is probably reading it hungover. I’ll just make it easier for both of us and stop now.

Heidi Klum as Slim Goodbody’s wet dream:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures