No, I’m sad to report it’s not that the Earth has opened up and swallowed them as it should (come ON!), but because they’ve gone native. Reports Now Magazine,
Heidi Montag and husband Spencer Pratt have adopted native-American names.
The Hills stars want to be known as White Wolf and Running Bear respectively from now on, their rep has confirmed.
‘[We] are getting more in-tune with our spirituality… and will be known as the name our creator has given us – our true native-American names,’ Spencer, 26, tells TMZ.
He was previously known by the moniker King Spencer, but his rep admits it was ‘too much of a burden to have to carry the weight of royalty’.
Holy shit, I don’t know if it’s humanly possible for these two to up their douche quotient any more. So, they’re Native American now, are they? Well, according to the Great Law of the Iroquois which says, “In our every deliberation, we must consider the impact of our decisions on the next seven generations”, Heidi Montag is a huge offender, seeing as how 75% of her body is non-biodegradable and the amount of chlorine bleach released into the environment on both of their behalf is unconscionable. There’s only one verdict for them–guilty! And now they must be burned at the stake.
Filming for her cameo role in the upcoming romantic comedy, “Just Go With It”:
I always thought his Indian name was Heap Big Douche-bag.
These idiots obviously don’t know that there are 31 days in March.
Ha Ha coffee just came out my nose and I peed myself a little. god what goons. I sure hope they stay together forever. They are like a little ray of sunshine on a rainy day. Two year olds in a growups body.. Indian names, lord what’s next. Apostle’s names? Or maybe one could be called Gandhi and the other Mother Teresa? How about John and Yooko (have to spell it different since the real Yoko is still with us). Endless possiblities. What a hoot!!!!
Fuck it. I’m not gonna front, I’d tag Heidi. No shame in my game. *shrugs*
This is very shocking!i thought they were always a cute and happy couple.I feel so sorry for heidi.she is nice and talented.
They are like a little ray of sunshine on a rainy day.
Holy shit, I don’t know if it’s humanly possible for these two to up their douche quotient any more.