Image credit: Huffington Post
Heidi Montag had ten (10!!!) plastic surgery procedures done on November 20th. We saw her creepy People magazine cover on Wednesday, but now the Huffington Post has a scan of her before & after shots from inside the magazine, and holy crap, it’s even worse than I thought. Those boobs are RETARDED, and the side-by-side comparison shows just how unrecognisable she is now (which you’d think would be counterproductive for a famewhore like her, but whatever).
On why she’s going all Frankenstein, Heidi said:
I was made fun of when I was younger, and so I had insecurities, especially after I moved to L.A. People said I had a “Jay Leno chin”; they’d circle it on blogs and say nasty things. It bothered me. And when I watched myself on The Hills, my ears would be sticking out likle Dumbo! I just wanted to feel more confident and look in the mirror and be like, “Whoa! That’s me!” I was an ugly duckling before.
Oh Heidi, but you’re so much uglier now. Your face is seriously freaking me out, because you look like a sexbot and it honestly wouldn’t surprise me to hear that your navel is actually a doorknob that opens your abdomen to reveal a stash of lube and dildos. Anyway, here’s the full list of things Heidi had done to herself (and please keep in mind that she’s only 23 years old):
- Newer, bigger boob job (she’s DDD now, the biggest the doctor would put in)
- Butt implants
- Liposuction on waist, hips, inner & outer thighs
- Fat injections in cheeks and lips
- Brow lift
- Chin reduction
- Another nose job
- Ears pinned back
- Neck liposuction
- Botox (and remember, she’s only 23!)
Sweet Jesus, that’s nuts. Number Five was more alive than this chick is now. Just for shits and giggles, let’s take a gander at what Heidi looked like before all the plastic surgery, even before her first nose job and before her original set of breast implants: