Former Hills star Heidi Montag is boo-hooing to Life & Style magazine about her numerous plastic surgery scars that no one even would have ever seen had she not made the photographer zoom in 200x and then drawn little arrows pointing to them. The Daily Mail says:
She revealed a two-inch-long raised blemish under her chin from her chin reduction, two caterpillar-size bald spots along her hairline from a brow lift, a jagged line behind her ears from having them pinned back, lumpy legs and four spots on her lower back and below the buttocks from botched liposuction, a bright-red mark inside her right nostril, uneven boobs and deep scars around her nipples from a second boob job.
“I feel like I’m stuck with [my G-cup breasts] now,” she told the magazine. “Sometimes I wish I could go back to the original Heidi. I would love to not be ‘plastic girl’ or whatever they call me.
I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Surgery has ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world.”
Yes, surgery ruined her career. Not her complete lack of talent or likability. Not her douchebag asshat of a husband. Not MTV. Surgery. Even Sarah Palin isn’t that much in denial.
What a genius, when 2 feet of chin is removed how could there not be a scar, she’s lucky it doesn’t run half her body length. When you are 25 having your second or 3rd nose job, it’s pretty much hamburger up there – so it’s going to bleed for years, and when you have your brow lifted for no reason, it’s going to leave a scar because you’ve been cut into with a sharp knife. Did no one explain what surgery is to this numbskull? If you want pity, you’ve got it, but only because you have the brains of a Gibbon, or in your case Heidi, a Goblin. Shut up, no one cares anymore.