Salut, mes porcelets! It’s Sarah today. Abby has the day off to start her training at Space Camp, but she’ll be back tomorrow. Unless of course she meets up with a kid named Max and his best friend, Jinx… then her only hope is if John Travolta’s wife happens to be floating around and spackling on some glitter. She once read a book on Morse code, you know!
There are probably only about 2% of you who will have any clue just what in the holy fucking hell Kelly Preston has to do with NASA.
Aaaanyway, the premiere of The Hangover happened yesterday, and I was under the impression from the previews that it starred Zach Galifianakis and some other dudes, but the red carpet photos are all about Heather Graham and her boobs in this somewhat ill-fitting and overly shiny red dress. I seriously forgot Heather Graham was even alive, but apparently she’s not dead and she’s in The Hangover. Who knew?