Hilary Duff’s Wedding Photos Aren’t Selling

In a move that would make Star Jones weep with pride, Hilary Duff got OK! Magazine to foot the bill for her “dream wedding” to Mike Comrie by giving them exclusive rights to her wedding photos. Only one problem — nobody gives a fuck about her wedding photos, and OK! only paid for half of the wedding up front. Page Six says:

The starlet struck a deal with OK! magazine to have her $1 million wedding paid in full in exchange for exclusive photos. Duff was paid for the first half of the deal before the issue hit newsstands, but sales were sour, with only 290,000 copies sold. Sources say OK! boss Richard Desmond is trying to renegotiate the deal with Duff.

Rule number one for a tabloid magazine editor: unless the words “topless” or “naked” or “girl-on-girl” or “sex tape” precede the words “Hilary Duff,” the public ain’t interested. And if they ain’t interested, they ain’t buyin’. Simple as that. You have to learn to recognize what really speaks to the public at large, and then milk it like the Amish at sunrise. That’s why all my business plans include the word “nipple.”

PHOTO SOURCE: OK! Magazine

2 Reader Comments

  1. Jon

    What Sonya said – especially since she married a billionaire in inheritance and they’re already both multi-millionaires on their own.

    Either way though, she’s fuckin HAWT!

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