Howard Stern continues to break air wave ground by auctioning off a girl’s virginity live on his radio show today. And you thought you had to strap a bomb to your chest in a market square to score a couple of virgins. In your fuckin’ face, jihad! Woo! According to The Sun
The 22-year-old brunette, who is using the pseudonym of NATALIE DYLAN “for safety reasons,” says the money will pay for her college tuition. She was introduced to Howard by the owner of a legal Nevada brothel, where her sister already works. The winner of the auction will get to consummate the relationship at the brothel.
But how will we know she’s really a virgin? I mean, anybody could say they’re still a virgin. People say a lot of things. I’m an off-duty police officer; No hablo ingles; That hooker looked like that when I found her; etc., etc.
In case anyone doubts her virginity, she is willing to submit to a polygraph test and a gynaecological exam. The auction will be launched on Stern’s Sirius radio in San Diego today and conducted on the brothel’s website.
Can you really put a price tag on your virginity? Surely there’s no way to assign monetary value to your flower. ‘Cause if that’s the case, then I went for a whopping fourteen dollars and eighty-nine cents. Or whatever three bottles of Boone’s Farm and Captain D’s dinner runs when adjusted for inflation.