I guess the Internal Revenue Service won’t cash checks drawn off the Bank of Sober Valley Lodge, because they’ve frozen all of Lindsay Lohan’s accounts for non-payment of federal taxes. Radar Online says:
Facing myriad criminal legal problems, Lindsay must now deal with the IRS, which obtained tax liens against her for $233,000 of unpaid taxes from 2009 and 2010.
Meanwhile Lindsay was paid for her TV movie Liz & Dick [and] collected a hefty appearance fee to promote an energy drink.
“I would like to know where the $150,000 is she made on the Pink Energy Drink,” [father] Michael Lohan [said].
Now, with her accounts frozen, Lindsay is running out of time and resources to fight her mounting legal woes.
Lindsay found out a little late that Uncle Sam doesn’t actually have a lap she can sit on, and the IRS doesn’t accept payments in blowjobs or cartons of cigarettes. The lady at H&R Block was very clear about that.
VS model and Hawaii 5-O star Behati Prinsloo in a bikini (like this striped string bikini from Malene Birger) to keep your Lindsay Lohan saturation levels below critical: