Things just aren’t looking up for Jesse James since news of his affair with fetish model Michelle McGee broke. Unless you’re talking about a one-handed Third Reich salute, in which case it is very much looking up, because that’s how white supremacists do it, you see. TMZ says
[These] shocking photos of Michelle McGee were taken almost a year ago. We’re told the Nazi-themed layout — complete with a swastika armband and backdrop — was the photographer’s idea, but that Michelle was very enthusiastic.
In child custody documents filed in January, Michelle’s ex-husband says she “makes the Nazi salute,” and has a swastika tattooed on her stomach (not seen in these pics).
In one photo the letter “w” is on Michelle’s left leg, and the letter “p” on her right. We’re told Michelle tells people it stands for “white power.”
Oof. That’s like finding out the dog turd you stepped in barefoot had a bunch of broken glass and rusty nails in. No offense to any dog turds out there, of course. It’s just a innocuous visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of “going from bad to worse to Jesus-fucking-Christ-what-the-hell-did-I-just-stick-my-dick-in.” Or as you probably call it, Saturday morning.
See the rest of the charming pictures at TMZ.