2011 just isn’t Jaime Pressly’s year — only three weeks in, and she’s already been arrested for DUI and split from husband of 16 minutes months Simran Singh. Us Magazine says:
Less than three weeks after the My Name is Earl actress, 33, was arrested on suspicion of a DUI, multiple sources confirm she and entertainment lawyer husband Simran Singh are calling it quits.
“They are done,” an insider [said] of the pair, who wed in September 2009. “It’s over. I don’t think they have officially filed anything yet though.
He seemed like a good guy but he is super full of himself and puts her down for everything. He picks fights with her for any little thing.”
That just goes to show you how coddled celebrities are. Picking fights and pointing out your spouse’s many faults is what marriage is all about. It’s supposed to feel like someone hog-tied you to fencepost, kicked you in the chest until they got tired, then went to their car and got a tire iron, and then came back and whaled on you with the tire iron while passively-aggressively yelling things like, “Maybe I could love you if you could get an erection!” before they left you for dead and let crows peck out your eyes. If you’re not choking down rage and despair, you’re not doing it right. That’s why God made alcohol.
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