A battery investigation is underway after Randy, Jermaine and Janet Jackson (that’s Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty) allegedly “stormed” the Jackson home to accost Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris in an attempt to force her and her siblings to join their grandmother in Arizona. The Daily Mail says:

Janet Jackson is believed to have slapped her niece Paris and called her a ‘spoiled little bitch’ during an attempt to ‘ambush’ Michael Jackson’s three children.

Police were called as the singer, along with brothers Randy and Jermaine, stormed the children’s house as the feud between the warring clan erupted into open warfare on Monday.

When Janet allegedly screamed abuse at Paris the 14-year-old responded with a slap of her own, telling her aunt: ‘This is our house. Not the Jackson family house. Get the fuck out!”

The argument then moved inside with Jermaine and Randy allegedly getting into a physical altercation with Trent Jackson.

At one point, Trent allegedly had Randy in a headlock [and punched] Jermaine in the mouth.

Um, where was the “ambush” where they “stormed” the Jackson house? There weren’t any night vision goggles or anybody crawling in on their stomachs covered in mosquito netting and camouflage paint. The clip I saw had a fat chick and a bald dude kinda wandering around looking confused, like they couldn’t find the potato salad at the buffet. Tyler Perry had me expecting a lot more out of these people.

UPDATE: TMZ is now reporting that Katherine Jackson is on her way back to L.A. after being “effectively kidnapped by Randy and several other Jackson siblings in what appears to be a scheme to pressure Katherine to try and overthrow the executors of the Michael Jackson estate,” and that lawyers for Tito’ 34-year-old son TJ “are at an L.A. courthouse right now in an attempt to get temporary guardianship of Michael Jackson’s three kids.” This should work out well.