My general M.O. is “mean and hateful,” but in the spirit of the upcoming holidays, I’m going to go a different route this morning and say that this is the best Lindsay Lohan has looked in five years. Someone must have replaced her Adderall with B vitamins and antibiotics.

As a rule of thumb, you don’t want the animal they skinned to make your coat to have died of sarcoptic mange. This fur coat form Asos is a much better choice (unless you’re playing an HIV-positive transsexual meth addict, in which case sarcoptic mange outerwear works just fine).