Aniston Ruins Everything, Including Cox-Arquette Marriage

David Arquette is blaming his wife’s best friend Jennifer Aniston for ruining their marriage of eleven years. Incidentally, I blame Jennifer for ruining her own marriage to Brad Pitt five years ago, but that’s neither here nor there. Nine MSN says:

The 39-year-old phoned Jen after his split from Courteney Cox, telling her, “You never liked me from the start.”

He also made a quip about the Friends star at the premiere of his new movie “The Legend Of Hallow Dega.”

“The film was shot in Courteney’s home state of Alabama,” said David. “Actually, while I was there I came across a town called Anniston. I should have known that was an omen.”

Jennifer can’t be happy unless everyone around her is as unhappy as she is, a behavior pattern that is usually indicative of some type of mental unbalance, be it Histrionic or Borderline Personality Disorder. Am I getting too technical here? Let me put it in layman’s terms, then: if David’s marriage were a Stephen King novel, this would be the part where he wakes up tied to a bed in a cabin and Jennifer Aniston is standing over him with a sledgehammer. Courteney’s HERS now, ya hear? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

15 Reader Comments

  1. Yeah Right

    This is just an opportunity to bash Jen again.She seems pretty happy to me and so do most of her friends. The writer just wants to hate because they are unhappy with their own lives, writing blurbs on a celeb site that barely anyone reads. Not exactly the writing career they probably wished for themselves.

    Considering Jen has been away working on movies for the past two years I doubt she had anything to do with the marriage breaking down. I think it has more to do with the fact that after all of these years, and one kid together, David couldn’t grow up, not even a little. I think that’s fun in the beginning, but as David himself said, Courtney got tired of being his mother.

  2. Megan

    I think she was the THIRD WHEEL in their marriage. Jennifer strikes me as very needy and very self-absorbed. Remember when she said she constantly holds “pity parties” for herself? She talks about spending fifteen years in therapy and her failed relationships to the press. She dates Vince Vaughn, and John Mayer and then wonders why her relationships don’t work out. Clearly, this chick is not right in the head. David describes Courtney as the “motherly” type who looks after everyone else. So, it’s no wonder that Courtney got wrapped up in mothering Jen and others rather than looking after her own marriage.
    Jen sounds like one of those co-dependent types and it’s about time
    Courtney cut the strings and let her off on her own. I don’t think Jen will allow her to have a strong relationship only because she can’t maintain one herself. That’s just my opinion.

  3. Karen

    What does “The Legend of Hallow Dega” mean? That Jen is hollow? Or a drama queen? I don’t get that comment.

    I think it’s sad that Courtney would let her friend interfere with her marriage. I remember Brad also said that Jen would invite her friends over and they would have these “goddess circle” chants. Brad said he would run away when her friends came over. Jen also brought her friends with her to her interviews. I remember one of them saying that Brad never wanted kids and took shots at him. It seems that both Courtney and Jen allowed their friends to interfere with their marriages, which is kind of sad and stupid.

  4. Lanna

    I’m no fan of Jennifer Anniston but I think its pretty childish of him to blame her for the breakdown of his marriage. Way to shift blame and responsibility like a mature adult David.

  5. Jacob

    Jen was a serious 3rd wheel. Jen seems to be a very needy person so I can see how she may have help ruin their marriage. She probably was one of those women that always complained about David to Court.

  6. Paloma

    In a few days, David will come out and say he never said this, so who knows what the truth is. I would have thought Courtney’s and David’s marriage would have been at its most vulnerable when Jen and Brad broke up. I am not defending Aniston, though. I think her friends are as important as a man to her; not that that is wrong, either, but you should probably put the marriage first.

  7. someone

    I don’t find Jennifer needy at all. she seems to be living her life the way she wants, and I really don’t think she was the cause of the Arquett marraige. She and Coutney were good friends, but so what. David needs to take his share of the responsibility of the demise of his marraige, and stop trying to blame someone else.

  8. Kayla

    I can see that all the Jen defenders are on here, acting like they know her personally. Jen does seem like a headcase, because by her own admission, she’s been in therapy like FOREVER. She also dates John Mayer, and told her press how she “loves the way he thinks thoughts.”
    It seems obvious to me that Aniston is not the happy, go-lucky sweetheart that her fans thinks that she is. The girl seems like she’s one beer short of a six pack.

  9. Taylor

    What kind of person would tag along your friend’s persaonl family vacations? Weren’t there pics of them together on vacation ALL THE TIME? If you can’t spend time together with your significant other without the friends tagging along, then Courtney and David’s relationship had big problems in it. I’m sure JEN and all her neediness and all her problems
    and constant whining and boo-hooing about herself didn’t help, but she wasn’t the cause of the relationship’s demise.

  10. Aniston sucks

    I agree with the writer of this. I’m sure Aniston was a strain. Her ex-roomate/friend called her “The Underminer” and said she was a complete back-stabber who made sure she was fired from a small guest spot on Friends. Jay Mohr said that she was a complete full-of-herself bitch and openly made fun of him to the cast and crew of the movie they did together. She enjoyed humiliating him in front of others. People like that don’t change. She probably put David down to Courtney, too–if she didn’t like him. He probably wasn’t high-brow enough for Aniston. She only dates the “it” guys and never ordinary types. She sounds like a piece of work. Courtney would do best to lose her, if she’s really like that.

  11. USuck

    You are an ass. I am making sure not to ever go to your site again. This is just pure viciousness. What are you from the 50s where the woman makes a man cheat? The cheater is the one w/ low morals and seems so are you. You are pathetic.

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