David Arquette is blaming his wife’s best friend Jennifer Aniston for ruining their marriage of eleven years. Incidentally, I blame Jennifer for ruining her own marriage to Brad Pitt five years ago, but that’s neither here nor there. Nine MSN says:
The 39-year-old phoned Jen after his split from Courteney Cox, telling her, “You never liked me from the start.”
He also made a quip about the Friends star at the premiere of his new movie “The Legend Of Hallow Dega.”
“The film was shot in Courteney’s home state of Alabama,” said David. “Actually, while I was there I came across a town called Anniston. I should have known that was an omen.”
Jennifer can’t be happy unless everyone around her is as unhappy as she is, a behavior pattern that is usually indicative of some type of mental unbalance, be it Histrionic or Borderline Personality Disorder. Am I getting too technical here? Let me put it in layman’s terms, then: if David’s marriage were a Stephen King novel, this would be the part where he wakes up tied to a bed in a cabin and Jennifer Aniston is standing over him with a sledgehammer. Courteney’s HERS now, ya hear? LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!