This Smartwater commercial is supposed to be Jennifer Aniston’s tongue-in-cheek way of addressing tabloid rumors about herself, and I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be funny. Suffice it to say it is NOT. I couldn’t even muster a courtesy chuckle, and I’ve been doing bong hits since noon. Show me some footage of her pretending to nurse a Betsy Wetsy doll and scratching out all the eyes on the photos of Angelina plastered all over her room. See, now that shit would have been funny.
Get Jennifer’s classic white tee from DKNY or James Perse. Just make sure to stuff your bra with fake nipples before you put it on.
