This Smartwater commercial is supposed to be Jennifer Aniston’s tongue-in-cheek way of addressing tabloid rumors about herself, and I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be funny. Suffice it to say it is NOT. I couldn’t even muster a courtesy chuckle, and I’ve been doing bong hits since noon. Show me some footage of her pretending to nurse a Betsy Wetsy doll and scratching out all the eyes on the photos of Angelina plastered all over her room. See, now that shit would have been funny.