Notice anything different about the Jennifer Aniston on the right (taken just last week)? How about that cup and a half extra titty spilling out of the top of her dress? That’s not a fancy push-up bra — that’s the miracle of science. The injectable kind, to be exact. The Daily Mail says
Jennifer Aniston is sporting a curvier figure thanks to the new lunchtime boob jab.
The actress is rumoured to have had Macrolane injections and boosted her bra measurements by a whole cup size.
The procedure involves filler being injected into each breast and takes just half an hour. It is aimed at women who are a B or C cup and want fuller breasts.
“Lunchtime boob jab?” Hell, I get those anytime my husband gets off work before noon. It’s usually followed by a “lunchtime penis poke” and a “lunchtime ass smack” Somehow my results aren’t nearly as impressive as Jennifer Aniston’s. Maybe we’re just doing it wrong.
Various pics of her from 1999-2004 with decidedly smaller tits (and lips):