Jennifer Aniston Has Fake Injectable Boobs

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Notice anything different about the Jennifer Aniston on the right (taken just last week)? How about that cup and a half extra titty spilling out of the top of her dress? That’s not a fancy push-up bra — that’s the miracle of science. The injectable kind, to be exact. The Daily Mail says

Jennifer Aniston is sporting a curvier figure thanks to the new lunchtime boob jab.

The actress is rumoured to have had Macrolane injections and boosted her bra measurements by a whole cup size.

The procedure involves filler being injected into each breast and takes just half an hour. It is aimed at women who are a B or C cup and want fuller breasts.

“Lunchtime boob jab?” Hell, I get those anytime my husband gets off work before noon. It’s usually followed by a “lunchtime penis poke” and a “lunchtime ass smack” Somehow my results aren’t nearly as impressive as Jennifer Aniston’s. Maybe we’re just doing it wrong.

Various pics of her from 1999-2004 with decidedly smaller tits (and lips):

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  2. AgentZero

    I’m not buying it look again people in the first photo she isn’t wearing a bra so there is no support and in the second photo she is wearing a bra which is clearly visable and would give support to her breast and hold them closer together thus making her breasts look bigger than they do in the first photo.

  3. Laura

    She may have had the injections, but look how thin she is in the first photo and she has put on wieght all over her body in the second. I beleive it’s due to her weight gain. I know many women who’s breats get larger (disproportionately) when they are at a higher wieght. I think she looks fantastic in both photo’s but better in the second.

  4. steve

    You are an idiot, she just has a enhancing bra on, something most women today do. She has so much beauty she doesn’t need surgery to make her pretty. Just stay the way you are Jennifer, ignore these simple minded fools and keep happy, best, Steve

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