Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini in Capri

Jennifer Aniston may be over forty, and she might be clingy and insecure and self-obsessed and neurotic, and maybe she lied about not having plastic surgery, and her boyfriend might look those old-timey villains who tie women to railroad tracks, but… hmmm, I forgot where I was going with this. Boy, Jennifer Aniston really sucks.

In Capri with Justin Theroux:

6 Reader Comments

  1. anony

    Let’s see if she sticks with Theroux or not, because he’s not a big enough star for her to hang with UNLESS he made her pregnant. Then she’s stuck with him for a while.

  2. cowbulls

    Jennifer is the “bad girl” from everyone’s high school. The one that chained smoked and let every guy have sex with her. The male writers on Friends used to brag about how Aniston would let them uh use her if they’d give her a few extra lines per show or the best jokes. Go over to the Smoking Gun and check it out. It’s all in a lawsuit filed by a former female writer. Men use her because she use to be so beautiful but then run like their pants are on fire to get away from her. No guy wants to marry the high school “bad girl”.

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