Some homeless man went around L.A. yesterday claiming Jennifer Aniston ruined his life and left him destitute, and I’m inclined to believe him because he had a sign. Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have a sign. I’ve always suspected she was the reason my life sucked so hard, but now I finally have all the proof I need. Fuck you, Jennifer Aniston — you ruin everything!
Looking effing hot at the 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute in Beverly Hills:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
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He should join the “OccupyAngelaJolie” movement
OccupyMentalWard.
Hey whats Up ! Its GregoryA.Marzec ~ TheChicagoKid ~ ! jenniferanistonshomelessman on youtube ! I’m the dude in this picture! Everything that I say is true! I’m not a nut ! I really dont like to have to be out there with a sign saying anything bad about Jen ! But unfortunatly so far she really has been a very Cruel and Heartless person to me! She knows the difference between right and wrong ! And she is treating me very wrongly! I only hope that she changes her mind quickly,so I dont drop dead! I’m really run down from this! Tell TMZ they otta have me on again!I’d love to be on Fox News,or CBS !
She sure looks sexy in this picture!But she has a boyfriend ! Oh well ! All I want is the money she owes me for ruining the last six years of my life !
Hey listen,Jennifer Joanna Aniston ! This is serious ! I need ya to come and talk to me ! I’m more than willing to do house sitting in New York,Florida,Colorado,or Los Angeles until ya find the time to talk to me ! Ya otta get me one of those credit card gift cards until we work out a deal !Even though you look sexy as hell,and sizzling hot in this picture ! I’m not even paying attention to it !
Hey YEEEAH ! I have a new sign !I’m almost droping dead of dehydration,starvation,and sleep deprivation ! I really need for her to pay me so that I dont drop dead ! I tried to work my way out of the situation she put me in ! But I cant ! I need more press ! Right now I’m at the Buena Park Days Inn ! Which was the Red Roof Inn ! I should be out on Crecent Heights & Sunset wednesday ! I nevr wanted to cause her a problem ! But she has to correct what she did wrong to me or I’ll end up droping dead !Sincerly : GregoryA.Marzec !
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That ugly bitch,with the lumberjack jaw is not hot ,not pretty,not sexy.Just look at the bitch.Homely face.A chin that could dollop up cold cream out of a jar.Yes indeed old spatula chin is homely.
How can they say that Jennifer Aniston looks good?Her body is alright but that face is horrible.There is nothing good about her face.Her eyes are so close together they look deformed.She has a horrible jawline,crooked and jutting.Her chin is shaped like a spatula.Her jaws flair out.You call this good looking? Whoever judged her as a beauty would think the lock ness monster was a beauty.Good thing you don’t judge the Miss America beauty contest.