National poet of Scotland Robert Burns famously said, “When matters are desperate we must put on a desperate face.” I never really knew what that might look like until I saw these pics of Jennifer Aniston at “The Bounty Hunter” premiere last night. Jesus Christ. She stopped just short of humping Gerard Butler’s leg right there on the red carpet. I’ve seen Haitian immigrants strapped to driftwood that didn’t look that desperate.
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online