Jennifer Aniston Stuffs Her Bra With Fake Nipples

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Liar! Deceiver! Jennifer Aniston is a bra stuffer. Get ready to have your heart ripped right out of your chest penis ripped right out of your hand, boys. Gatecrasher says

Jennifer Aniston is a fan of “pokies,” plastic nips that slide in under a woman’s bra. “Jennifer loves these things, because they really make the most of her assets when she’s wearing a tight top,” a source blabs.

Wait — those things are supposed to be fake nipples? And all this time I’ve been wearing them as novelty neck acne! No wonder I never “captured the hearts of men everywhere.” That stupid box should have been more specific.

Jen and her deceptive breasts at the “Marley and Me” premiere:

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15 Reader Comments

  1. I’ve ‘noticed’ Jennifer’s nipples since the hey-day of Friends. finding out they are not on the level, well,it just hurts. I’m going to go look confused in a corner now.

  2. Alice

    Oh yeah, I believe that. I bet you heard that from a “reputable source”, too! Like a sweaty guy playing WoW in his grandmother’s basement, who says he’s a close personal friend.

  3. Eric

    They are real there are enough topless pics leaked to prove that they are pretty darn big, bigger than most I’ve ever seen. I imagine a slight breeze is enough to turn them into hope diamonds, so fan’s of her chest do not be discouraged it is only a rumor.

  4. macy

    eThey might be fake because in some pix she appears to be wearing a contoured bra (which has thick cups) yet those big nips are still ou ther.

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