Liar! Deceiver! Jennifer Aniston is a bra stuffer. Get ready to have your
heart ripped right out of your chest penis ripped right out of your hand, boys. Gatecrasher says
Jennifer Aniston is a fan of “pokies,” plastic nips that slide in under a woman’s bra. “Jennifer loves these things, because they really make the most of her assets when she’s wearing a tight top,” a source blabs.
Wait — those things are supposed to be fake nipples? And all this time I’ve been wearing them as novelty neck acne! No wonder I never “captured the hearts of men everywhere.” That stupid box should have been more specific.
Jen and her deceptive breasts at the “Marley and Me” premiere: