
Jennifer Garner has pumped so much filler into her upper lip (see her before lips here) that she can’t even close her mouth right. It looks like she’s making buck teeth on purpose, like she’s getting ready to do a racist Japanese impersonation or make that “fffh-fffh-fffh-fffh” noise Hannibal Lechter makes when he’s talking about fava beans and chianti.
You can do the strapless red satin with this dress, but this satin BCBG dress is so much hotter.








She already had some sort of lip thing going on. I don’t know why she’d do that. I don’t know why any woman does it.
Those are her lips. She’s had big’ns since before they were popular.
Her lips have always looked like that.
But she’s never really been attractive, just VERY lucky.
(And a lot of sex with important people at the start of her career. It certainly wasn’t the talent.)
Sorry Jennifer, Angelina Jolie you’re not.