Somebody on Tumblr did a little photo-doctoring and turned a pic of Jennifer Lawrence’s Oscar fall into a convincing black-and-white Christian Dior ad. It’s a real testament to the beauty of the dress if it still looks good even when the wearer is lying face-down at the bottom of the steps. I only wish I could have said the same thing about my wedding dress.

The final Iron Man III movie poster revealed! (Daily Stab)

These photos will not end well, much like The Sopranos or a Pam Anderson marriage. (Mandatory)

Joan Rivers still won’t apologize for her Holocaust joke about Heidi Klum’s dress. (Bitten & Bound)

Emma Watson is in talks to play Cinderella. (Huffington Post)

Film icon Audrey Hepburn is digitally resurrected so she can star in a chocolate commercial. See, dead people don’t need dignity, because they’re already dead. (The Stir)

Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy stylist might be the worst pregnancy stylist in the world. (INF Daily)

Who films themselves testing out a bidet? Apparently, this weirdo. (Hollywood Rag)

Is Coco Rocha too skinny to model the Mad Men clothing line at Target? I don’t know, but I’ve always thought Coco Rocha was a fantastic name. It just rolls right off the tongue. Coco Rrrrrocha. Totally the name of my next girl dog. (Jezebel)

Halle Berry is 0 for 3 in the dress department lately. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Jennifer Lawrence is setting up Bradley Cooper with her friends, presumably the chest-waxing ones. (ICYDK)

Justin Bieber wore a leopard-print diaper and rhinestone trucker hat to celebrate his 19th birthday. I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to beat a child so badly. (Celebitchy)

Vanessa Hudgens goes for hippie in Cosmopolitan. (popoholic)

Bad news for AnnaLynne McCord fans: the new 90210 has been canceled. (Pop Crunch)

Just how bad is the new “21 and Over” movie? (Moe Jackson)