Jennifer Lopez Tells Harper’s Bazaar She “Dresses Herself”

Jennifer Lopez is a notoriously insufferable bitch (see here, here, here, here and here for details), but her interview in next month’s Harper’s Bazaar really speaks to the depth of her narcissism. She actually told the magazine:

“I make it as simple and as beautiful as I can because my life is kind of big. So I pack my luggage, or dress myself, or comb my kids’ hair, pick up their clothes -— that makes our life beautiful, you know?”

Jennifer Lopez makes life “simple” and “beautiful” by dressing herself. I bet she’s not above wiping herself from time to time, either. She’s a regular modern-day Thoreau, that JLo.

If you don’t want your gladiator sandals wearing you, try these from Max Studio or these from Carlos Santana.

2 Reader Comments

  1. does it matter

    j. lo is bland, homely and untalented. lots of us never understood why she got a career in entertainment. methinks she slept her way there starting with the wayans brothers letting her on “in living color”.

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