You know it’s a slow news day when the best story you can find is that for once, Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn’t look like she stepped out of Spinster Weekly. Too bad that a new dress, industrial-strength Spanx and boobs can’t rejuvenate her career as well. If that were so, I’d be the highest-paid blogger on the internet. As it is, only I can appreciate my cleavage. Actually, you can too if you have a webcam and a credit card. Hit me up!
Jennifer at the premiere of Like Crazy: