Insufferable cheese-dick Jeremy Piven claims he has found a kindred spirit in his 18-year old “So Undercover” co-star Miley Cyrus. I guess those movies my uncle kept stashed behind his dresser were right — 45-year old men and barely legal teen girls do have lots in common! E! News says:
“I had so much fun with her and we had great chemistry,” Piven [revealed] while promoting his new drama at the Sundance Film Festival. “She’s kind of amazing. There’s something so incredibly refreshing about someone who is exactly who they are. She’s this force. She loves to laugh.”
“I think I must be an 18-year-old girl because we got along really well,” Piven [added].
Jeremy Piven wants us to believe there’s an 18-year old girl deep inside of him, when it’s completely obvious he’s been deep inside an 18-year old girl. What a fuckin’ pervert, man. I’m no Billy Ray Cyrus fan — not by a long shot — but I hope he kicks Jeremy Piven’s achy-breaky ass from here to Tennessee and back.
Nobody wants to look at a middle-aged douche with intentional five o’clock shadow, so here’s Audrina Patridge in next month’s Australian FHM instead:
Wow, I did not know that jeremy liked them young
Go Jeremy! you damn bastard I wish I could hit that
dude she is soooo hott. and legal now. The things i would do to her.
There would be a long list of guys taking credit for nailing Miley but many of them got her before she was legal.
Hows he a pervert ? Where do you have proof he smashed her ? This how people get shot , bumping off at the gums saying so and so did this and that and having no hard evidence to support the bullshit thew spew.Even if he did stick her who gives a shit she of legal age and can make her own decisions on who she wants to let get her off.Everyone wanna talk ish about her doing this and doing that but she doing the same thing every other kid her age is doing , discovering who the hell they are and having FUN , she just happens to be in the public eye.All these people calling her a whore and the such for the pics of her living life , i guarantee theyve done the same if not worse and just pissed cause she breaded the hell up and they still working at a dead end job.Awesome Jeremy Piven , i hope you beat that down like a retarted kid with a set of drums and to Miley Sirus , do you.Dont say you smoke salvia go on and let em know you smoke that loud medical weed.