Insufferable cheese-dick Jeremy Piven claims he has found a kindred spirit in his 18-year old “So Undercover” co-star Miley Cyrus. I guess those movies my uncle kept stashed behind his dresser were right — 45-year old men and barely legal teen girls do have lots in common! E! News says:
“I had so much fun with her and we had great chemistry,” Piven [revealed] while promoting his new drama at the Sundance Film Festival. “She’s kind of amazing. There’s something so incredibly refreshing about someone who is exactly who they are. She’s this force. She loves to laugh.”
“I think I must be an 18-year-old girl because we got along really well,” Piven [added].
Jeremy Piven wants us to believe there’s an 18-year old girl deep inside of him, when it’s completely obvious he’s been deep inside an 18-year old girl. What a fuckin’ pervert, man. I’m no Billy Ray Cyrus fan — not by a long shot — but I hope he kicks Jeremy Piven’s achy-breaky ass from here to Tennessee and back.
Nobody wants to look at a middle-aged douche with intentional five o’clock shadow, so here’s Audrina Patridge in next month’s Australian FHM instead: