True love can spring anywhere, which in the case for Jerry Lee Lewis, was in the midst of sponge-baths, colonics and Ben-Gay. Ah, l’amore! Says Digital Spy,

Jerry Lee Lewis has got married for the seventh time at the age of 76.

The ‘Great Balls of Fire’ singer secretly tied the knot with his caregiver Judith Brown in Natchez, Mississippi on March 9.

His plans to marry Brown were so secret that his live-in daughter Phoebe was unaware of the wedding, reports People.

Brown is 14 years younger than Lewis, and was previously married to his cousin Rusty.

Jerry Lee Lewis first married in the early 1950s to Dorothy Barton, before causing huge controversy in 1957, when he married then-13-year-old Myra Gale Brown, who was also his cousin once removed. They ended their marriage 13 years later.

Lewis’s sixth marriage to Kerrie McCarver ended in 2004 after 20 years together.

There’s all sorts of fucked-up in that paragraph. But I guess you can’t blame him. He was born in the South, and there it’s natural for blood relations to also be sexual relations.

Jenna-Louise Coleman at the premiere of “Titanic 3D”, because she’s not some gross old man: