They say your clothing says a lot about you. Like The Situation’s turtleneck here, for instance. It says to me, “I’m a virgin” and “chances are good there’s an twelve-sided die somewhere on my person,” and “please not the Texas wedgie.” It doesn’t come right out and say “I’m gay” per se, but I think we can all agree it’s pretty heavily implied.
More of The Situation at 17 (thumbs 1 &2), plus Jenni “JWoww” Farley (thumbs 3-6) and Pauly D (the rest):













