Hi guys, it’s Sonya here one more day, so suck it up, cupcakes. Over the weekend it was reported that Jesse James HAS BEEN CURED OF LOVING TEH SEX! No, not really. Digital Spy reports,
Jesse James has given up on rehab after just one week, according to reports.
James, who is alleged to have cheated on his Oscar-winning wife Sandra Bullock, left Arizona’s Sierra Tucson Treatment Center during the Easter weekend.
A source told Star: “All of Jesse’s pals have been talking about it.
“It seems Jesse just isn’t that serious about rehab after all.”
I think the problem is that, even if he initially wanted to change and try to save his marriage, Jesse James is ingrained too strongly with the White Trash Way. A turd floating in the toilet may aspire to leave its humble aquatic abode, but the downward suck of the toilet is too much to resist.
And now here’s some pictures of Kelly Brook for Ultimo Lingerie, because she’s a lot nicer to look at than Jesse James and all his whores combined: