I really can’t tell if Jessica Alba is actually doing it with boyfriend Cash Warren in these pictures. My gut says no. Sex in the ocean always sounds like a lot of fun, but in reality, it’s never much fun at all. In fact, here are the Top Ten Reasons Why Sex in the Ocean Sucks.
10. Brine + vagina = fire in the hole
9. Jellyfish burns
8. Sea urchins
7. Industrial sewage and hypodermic needles
5. Sand + crevices = chafing
4. KY is water soluble
3. Sand fleas
2. Sunscreen isn’t really edible, and
1. Some pervert with a camera is always trying to take your picture.
Take a look at the rest of the pics after the jump to decide for yourself.