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Jessica Alba Boinks in the Ocean?


I really can’t tell if Jessica Alba is actually doing it with boyfriend Cash Warren in these pictures. My gut says no. Sex in the ocean always sounds like a lot of fun, but in reality, it’s never much fun at all. In fact, here are the Top Ten Reasons Why Sex in the Ocean Sucks.

10. Brine + vagina = fire in the hole

9. Jellyfish burns

8. Sea urchins

7. Industrial sewage and hypodermic needles

6. Sharks

5. Sand + crevices = chafing

4. KY is water soluble

3. Sand fleas

2. Sunscreen isn’t really edible, and

1. Some pervert with a camera is always trying to take your picture.

Take a look at the rest of the pics after the jump to decide for yourself.