Jessica Alba had to unload the infant carrier from her car outside her hotel in New York City today, and the paparazzi made sure to get as many clean shots down her shirt as they could while she was still bent over. It takes a real pervert to take pics down a young mother’s blouse. One could argue that it also takes a real pervert to post the pics, to which I would respond, “Touché.”

Get a skinnier and much more flattering version of Jessica’s blue pants from Palace here, along with a similar button-down tank from Spelndid here.