Jessica Alba in a Bikini in Cabo

Jessica Alba and I were both in Cabo St. Lucas this past weekend, and I managed to spend a little time with her while I was there. Granted, it was via a telephoto lens and a pair of military-issue night vision goggles, but it was still great. See how happy we are in the pictures? Well, you can’t really see me — I’m about 80 yards away in a tree. Plus her stupid husband keeps getting in the way.

Never mind that she gave birth like three months ago:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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